He said he hates when skinny women think they’re fat
He got angry when I told him —
I didn’t want
much butter
on my grilled pickle and cheese sandwich.
He argued
that it needed butter
to be crunchy
on
the
edges.
He thought
I was trying
to tell him
that I think
he’s
fat.
He imagined
all the grilled sandwiches of the future:
butterless, fatless, gourmetless.
