Thanks for nothing!

My friend, artist Robert The, posted “nothing” for sale at

I reviewed his product. Here is my review:

5.0 out of 5 stars Thanks for Nothing!, February 28, 2008

I’ve discovered that this nothing is resistant to the brown haze that eventually permeates the average all-purpose nothing. It’s so light and pure, I almost forget I’m wearing it!

One of my favorite uses is to wrap nothing around my head as I’m falling asleep—nothing blocks out the pesky worrisome thoughts that used to keep me awake at night. Thanks to nothing, I feel happy, well-rested, and ready for a new day every morning now!

Sometimes I use nothing when I’m taking the bus. I discreetly place nothing in my ears when I notice a gum chewer walking down the aisle. Since I’ve discovered nothing, I haven’t had to listen to loud cell phone talkers either! Now I blissfully look out the window and watch the buildings go by. I swear, it’s like a dream!

Best of all, when I ask my husband, “What are you thinking?” and his reply is, “Nothing!”— I have to smile. We are on the same wavelength at last! Yes, I have to confess, nothing has saved my marriage.

I highly recommend nothing to everyone. Nothing has made my life so much better!

Really, I can’t say it enough—

Thanks for nothing!

art by Erik Ruin

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I'm a rock-n-roller poet who left the Big Apple for the Big Sky Desert where I've been letting it be and grooving with universal love, singing to the gods, dancing with the muses and bicycling with dreamtime messengers. I like altering my reality through imagination, movement, breath, and makin' stuff.

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